Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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