I must be too annoying 4 u.
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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