we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Randomize
