At least make sure they are 18
Why
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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