her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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