rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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