Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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