No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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