so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
