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I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Bring me that man meat
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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