marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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