lets start a swedish sibling band together
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
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