how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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