So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
