do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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