big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I have surprise drugs for everyone
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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