i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
