I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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