Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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