if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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