hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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