You can't motorboat a personality
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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