he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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