I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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