Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
This is my gift to your gina
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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