so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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