you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
