Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Randomize
