what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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