her vagine was all disorganized.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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