Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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