Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Lo siento on account of my penis...
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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