I skipped work to stalk him.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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