So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Randomize
