"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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