Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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