why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Randomize
