Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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