If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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