He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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