yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
We were destined to go to rehab together
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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