Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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