CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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