I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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