I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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