I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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