so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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