Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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