You can't motorboat a personality
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
is it fun? or sober?
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