I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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